A husband and wife are driving in a car, and then a wife begins:
"I want to divorce!"
But the husband is quiet.
Woman Again: "I Will Take Children!"
The husband does not say anything and increases the speed to 100 km / h. "I'll take another house!"
The husband is quiet again and increases the speed to 130 km / h.
"All the money will be mine!" Continues the wife. Then he looks at him angrily and asks why he does not say anything.
At that moment, the man increased his speed to 180 km / h and said, "I have an airbag!" And climbs into a tree.
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