Brave New Yorker

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A man is walking in Central Park in New York. Suddenly he sees a girl being attacked by a fighting dog . He runs and starts a wild fight with the dog . Finally he can kill the dog, free the girl and save her life.
A police officer has watched the situation. He goes to the man, knocks on his shoulders, and says, "You are a hero! Tomorrow will be in the paper : Brave New Yorker saves girls' lives!"
The man shakes his head and replies, "I'm not a New Yorker!".
"Oh," the policeman replies, "then tomorrow in the paper," Bold American saves girls' lives! ".
Again, the man shakes his head: "I'm not an American!".
Perplexed, the policeman looks at the man and asks: "What are you then ?!"
"I am Pakistani ."
The following day the following headline is in the newspaper: "Islamic extremist kills American dog suspected links to terrorist network."

Joke Name Brave New Yorker
Joke Category Animal Jokes, Police Jokes
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