European Championship

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European Championship

Germany plays in the European Championship against Holland . Rudi Völler and his players talk in the locker room before the match: "Listen guys, I know the Dutch are bad," explains Völler. "But we have to play against them to make UEFA happy."
"I'll make you a suggestion," says Oliver Kahn. "You all go to a bar and I play alone against them, what do you think?" "Sounds reasonable!", Replies the team boss and the other players and go to a pub for a beer and play billiards.
After just over an hour Michael Ballack remembers that the game is running and turns on the TV: Germany 1 (Kahn 10th min.) - Holland 0 shows the scoreboard. Satisfied, they return to their billiard game and beer for another hour before considering the end result. The scoreboard shows: Germany 1 (Kahn 10th min.) - Holland 1 (David's 89th min.)
"Crap!" All players yell and run back to the stadium horrified, where they see Oliver Kahn sitting in the cabin, his face buried in his hands. "What the hell happened, Olli?" yells Rudi Völler. "Sorry, friends," Kahn answers, "but that damned referee sent me off in the 11th minute!"

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