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A superstitious blonde reads a horoscope:
"The day as a whole is very unfavorable, your relatives are expecting serious trouble at work ..."
She calls her husband in horror:
"Come home urgently!"
"But, dear, today we are passing the project, the head will be angry ..."
- And I tell you, come, then I'll explain everything!
The blonde puts down the phone and continues reading:
"... Scandals, quarrels, threatening to divorce and loss of trust to each other are possible in the family ..."
She closes the horoscope and thinks: "Now the husband will come, we must leave home to avoid scandal." The blonde leaves the house, gets into the car and goes out of town. Her husband calls her on the mobile:
- What are you, decided to joke ?! Did you understand what you did, you fool? I'm fired from work because of absenteeism! I'm applying for a divorce!
The husband throws up. Blonde through the tears continues to read the horoscope:
"... Possible car accidents, loss of control when driving vehicles ..."
Having read herself, she does not notice the turn and breaks into the abyss. In flight, he thinks:
"Well, all right, it all happened!"

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