A burglar breaks into a house and with a lamp shines on the lower floor when the voice is heard: "Jesus watches you!"
The burglar consecrates around himself but does not see anything. When he thinks he had interceptions, the voice is again heard: "Jesus is watching you!"
The burglar rotates around him again and on the other side he sees the parrot. The burglar asks the parrot: "Do you speak?"
Burglar: "What's your name?"
Parrot: "My name is liar."
Burglar: "How a nasty name for a parrot!"
Parrot answers: "Jesus is also for the Dobermans!"
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