New Porsche

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A middle-aged man bought a new Porsche and drove for the first ride.
First, he gently stepped on the gas, then accelerated to 160 km / h. It was a real pleasure, he thought, and at that moment he saw a blue light behind him. "They can not catch me," he laughed softly and drove the vehicle to 260 km / h.
He drove for a while, when he thought again: "Are not you a little too old for such a scare," he said, reducing the speed and stopping at the edge of the road.
So he waited for the policeman to come to him. He examined the documents, then said:
"Sir, my job ends in five minutes. I will not punish you if you tell me at least one clever reason why you wanted to escape. " The driver looked at him wonderfully, he thought a little, then said: "My wife ran away last week with a policeman. Now I thought you wanted to give it back."

Joke Name New Porsche
Joke Category Men Jokes, Police Jokes
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