politician’s dog

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The engineer ordered his dog:
- Calculator shows your skills!
The little dog took a hammer, some boards, and in a moment built a little dog house. Everyone admitted it was a feat.
The accountant said his dog could do something better:
- Cash Flow, show your skills!
The dog went to the kitchen, returned with 24 cookies, divided the 24 cookies into 8 piles of 3 cookies each. Everyone admitted it was great.
The chemist said his dog could do something better:
- Rust, show your skills!
Oxide walked to the refrigerator, grabbed a liter of milk, some bananas, put everything in the blender and made a vitamin. Everyone accepted that it was impressive.
The computer scientist knew that he could win everyone:
- Megabyte, come on!
Megabyte went through the room, turned on the computer, checked to see if he had a virus, resized the operating system, sent an email and installed an excellent game. Everyone knew that this was very difficult to overcome.
Everyone looked at the politician and said,
"And your dog, what can you do?"
The politician called his dog and said:
- Deputy, show off your skills!
Deputy jumped up, ate the dumplings, took the vitamin, pooped the house, deleted all the computer files, armed the biggest slut with the other dogs. And expelled everyone, displaying a false title of ownership. He then claimed parliamentary immunity.

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