Yo mama is like

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  • Yo mama is like a wall clock, cries every hour.
  • Your mother is like a bus, 50 öre and she's ready for a ride.
  • Yo mama is like the Bermuda Triangle, both swallow many sailors.
  • Yo mama is like a bowling ball, you get three fingers.
  • Your mom is like a telephone booth, you go pay some ears and you go in and out all day.
  • Your mom is like a fridge, everyone wants to put her food in her.
  • Your mom is like a bad pizzeria, something for nothing.
  • Your mom is like Titanic, as big and sinking as a rock.
  • Your mom is like a TV, even a three-year-old can put on her.
  • Yo mama is like a street lamp, you can find her around every quarter all night.
  • Your mother is like Pizza Hut, if she's not there within 30 minutes, it's free.
  • Yo mama is like a birthday cake, everyone gets their part.
  • Your mom is like Kinamat: sweet, sour and cheap.
  • Yo mama is like a gas station, you have to pay before you pump.
  • Yo mama is like a microwave, a button and she's on.
  • Your mother is like a computer from the 70's, big, heavy, clumsy and not smart at all.
  • Your mother is like a toilet, round, white and smells like crap.
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