Yo mama is so old

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  • Yo mama is so old that she has the number to Jesus pager
  • Yo mama is so old that she is co-author of the ten commandments
  • Yo mama is so old that she was a waitress at the last meal with the disciples
  • Yo mama is so old that she is part of the yearbook of Jesus
  • Yo mama is so old that if I asked her to behave like people of her age, she should go to die
  • Your mother is so old that when she went to school, they did not teach in history
  • Yo mama is so old that she is dreaming in black and white
  • Yo mama is so old that she is deaf since the Big Bang
  • Yo mama is so old that she recalls when the rainbow was black white
  • Yo mama is so old that she used to be a babysitter for Jesus
  • Your mother is so old that her breast milk is powder
  • Yo mama is so old that she was with Burger King where Prince
  • Yo mama is so old that her birth number is in Roman numerals
  • Yo mama is so old that she owes Jesus money
  • Yo mama is so old that her birth certificate has passed best before date
  • Yo momma is so old that her dreams are reprisals
  • Yo mama is so old that when God said "Light" she pressed the button
  • Yo mama is so old that she has a signed copy of the Bible's first edition
  • Yo momma is so old that her date of birth has expired
  • Yo mama is so old that she does not even have a birth number
  • Yo mother is so old that her friends think she is a talking razor
  • Yo mama is so old that she was behind Jesus in third grade

Joke Name Yo mama is so old
Joke Category Yo Mama Jokes
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