Yo mama is so ugly

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  • Yo mama is so ugly that she scares blind children.
  • Yo mama is so ugly that the US government decided to move Halloween to her birthday.
  • Your mother is so ugly that when she was going to swim, the water jumped out of the pool.
  • Yo mama is so ugly that she could only get your dad.
  • Your mother is so ugly that the cockroaches call her mom.
  • Yo mama is so ugly that she had to keep her clothes on when she was going to work as a stripper.
  • Yo momma is so ugly that the referee showed her an unsportsmanlike appearance when she played the ball.
  • Your mother is so ugly that they filmed "The Dimmed Mountain Gorillas" in her shower.
  • Yo mama is so ugly that if she looks in a mirror it will be seven years of accident.
  • Yo mama is so ugly that people shout "Take off the mask" after her.
  • Your mother is so ugly she goes to Blåkulla to scare witches.
  • Yo mama is so ugly that when she was going to jump bungyjump they tied the strap around her neck.
  • Yo mama is so ugly that she has been included in half of all X-files
  • Yo mama is so ugly that if my dog ​​had looked like she did, I would have shaved his ass and taught him to go backwards.
  • Your mother is so ugly that she confused herself with Adolf Hitler.
  • Yo mama is so ugly that when she goes to town, all cards on her believe that it's a troll.
  • Yo mama is so ugly that she scares people it's dark.
  • Your mother is so ugly that she has a card of herself in the wind to chase away the rats.
  • Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks on a bus they all go off.
  • Yo mama is so ugly that her crap is happy to get out.
  • Yo mama is so ugly that she turned Medusa into stone.
  • Your mother is so ugly that it takes her 356 days to dress up for Halloween.
  • Yo mama is so ugly that when she was little and playing in the sandbox, the cats tried to dig her down.
  • Yo mama is so ugly that her parents were fed her with slang breezes.
  • Your mother is so ugly that she did not need any suit to play aliens in the Stars' War.

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